My City!

Okay so tomorrow is the Mt. L. Street Festival and I'm going with my boyfriend. Should be cool.

Mt. L. is a pretty indie area at the moment. It's close to the city, not too trashy (like neighbour Northbridge). I'm hoping to see Planet Video as well; it's this kind of hybrid video/book/clothing store on the main Beaufort street drag, and it's meant to be awesome. Inner individualism or plain conformism? 

Who cares! I'm going to Planet Video.

This city does get a lot of shiite mushrooms for being dull, lacklustre, eccentric where the centre is interesting.

But P. is actually an alright place to live. 

We have awesome, awesome beaches.

Our air is not very polluted.

This state has a buttload of resources.

We have a huge beautiful river running down the middle.

The shops close at 5pm.

Okay everything except for the last point.

Lists of Places I probably should go to in P.

1. Ezra Pound- they serve cocktails in jam jars apparently. I suppose it is a clever, literary reference to the high Mayan race of the qweducquelites who found it necessary to put their drinks in jam jars not to be pretentious but to be truly individual, kooky and non-conformist. Inspiring.

2. Clubba- a dirty place where juveniles like to have show-downs about who can be the sluttiest without their friends telling them that they look not like Nayomi Campbell, but sluts.

3. The city at night. Oh wait done. There are groups of furries/ravers/furryravers in the city during the day near Emo Square as it was known as affectionately in the old days. They hang out near the McDonalds there.

4. On a S. River Cruise Boat at night. Too pretty. I could make a swan costume and perform a one-girl show about how I killed the swan, I mean how the swan nobly sacrificed itself so that I could wear its carcass...read beautifully preserved remains.

Good luck and Good night.