Ten Guilty Pleasures and other beasts: Part 1

1. Word slathering.

Salacious. Malicious. Delicious. Prohobiscious.

Okay, so the last one isn't a word. But is it now a word because I conceived?

I love words. I like the texture of certain words. Try out the smooth, sultry taste of the -icious words above.

I could have a feast of words. Words are not just ink typeset on a page. They are like strokes of paintbrushes loaded with empasto (thick, generous globs of generous ganderful gloop).

Or what about Sussex. Tee Hee Hee, sex. 

2. Writing Lists

To be frank, they look good on a page. They stimulate ideas that are crazy and straight from the erratic typing of the virtuoso. 

3. Flights of Fancy

I like the things that I like, but I love everything. I like flying because it induces me into travel and 

I fancy a multitude of myriads sins, no matter how fettered they should be. I fancy the whatnots I fancy. So flights of fancy make glorious sense.

Wouldn't you love to hear the following announcement while aboard a Boeing 202?

"Dear passengers thank you for choosing to fly with Airline Fancy, where we make all your dreams come true"

4. Making lists too long

5. Not finishing lists